|Season 5, Episode 5|
|Air date||1 October 1995|
|Written by||Roy Clarke|
|Directed by||Harold Snoad|
Country Estate Sale
Hyacinth (speaking on the phone with Rose, who's just met a nice Christian man): Well, of course I believe there's life after death! Richard and I will be an entity for eternity. [Richard's face looks desperate]
Daisy: If there is an afterlife, do you think we'll be slimmer?
Onslow: I expect so. I don't suppose they'll do as many chips.
Miss Pilsworth (seeing Hyacinth coming): Oh, Lord. It's the Candlelight Queen.